lynne-win:

jllock:

What kind of Asian are you? (by helpmefindparents)

So much relevancy

healthyandfantastic:

imgonnamakeachange:

forever reblog

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love

HAHAHHAHA

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

omg what if this happens

:’)

I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

AHHHHH